That would be Don’t Let Start by They Might Be Giants.
Don’t bother asking why it’s the best song ever. If I knew the why of these sorts of things I’d be off composing popular, too much money to stuff down your trousers sort of music instead of what I actually find myself doing, which is tapping out online nonsense to try and hold off the emptiness and despair.
Anyway, sixth on the best song ever list: Prevenge, ibid. In addition, They’ll Need a Crane is somewhere in the double-digits.
Can you tell I’m listening to my TMBG collection while sitting at the computer tonight?